Showing posts with label barry bonds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barry bonds. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Two Cases That Need to Go Far, Far, FAR Away

1) Senator Arlen Specter wants an independent investigation of Spygate.

Now, I'm not that familiar with the specifics of the whole thing, but I do know this (and I'm kinda echoing the beginning of Queen's last post): Specter needs to shut up and do things that would, I don't know, help his constituency. Is investigating the Patriots gonna lower gas prices, keep jobs from going overseas, or keep the polar ice caps from melting? Didn't think so. 

2) The perjury charges against Barry Bonds were re-filed.
Blah, now ESPN can continue to parade Pedro Gomez around. I hate that guy. And I'm not gonna bother getting into the case itself, or Bonds, or anything like that. I will reveal this one little bit of info: I am distantly related to Bonds' lead attorney.

Wow, I'm bitchier than usual. Here's a picture of Monta Ellis to cheer everyone up: